The School of Wizardry

Wait Harry this isn't Hogwarts

I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him.

Wait his isn't Rome

Ultra

I hate his choice of beer accessories. He could at least hide is shame in his Scottish stein

I dream of genie...

... and woke up screaming

The Hat Makes the Man

Denim-hosen

Stone cold no lederhosen

Pimping!